Hi there! My name's Jae. I'm a cosplayer, writer, and avid fan of many things. I tend to reblog things in a random stream. Pretty much if I see it and I like it then I reblog it.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
[xonees]
whoever made this i love you so much
(via imafuckingfaerybitch)
Hey Anthony look you should recognize this motion ^_^
(via lucialark)
I tried to get Google Translate to promo me and got distracted.
this is fucking hilarious
(via kill-with-your-heart)
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
(via imafuckingfaerybitch)
walk into the club like “What up, I got a big cock”
OH. MY. FUCKIN. GOD.
This wins for today everyone else go home.
Virgo Zodiac Facts:
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
(via spark-industries)
(via kill-with-your-heart)
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt.
(via damianwaynesboots)
Even Stevens cast | Masters Of The Gym (2001)
(via kill-with-your-heart)
Avatar + Disney Princesses.
Credit: http://cartooncookie.tumblr.com/
(via damianwaynesboots)
“Looks like we’ve got a stalemate.”
“Really? ‘Cause it looks to me like you’ve got one of your stupid sticks against my larynx, and I’ve got a gun to your head. If it’s a race, I’d say my bullet passes through your brain pan before you crush my windpipe—but I don’t want to do that.”
“No?”
“No.”
Photoshoot for Nightwing hoodie….suddenly things got kinda gay.
